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| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
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| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
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| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
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| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
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| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
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| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
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| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
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| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
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| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
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| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
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| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
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| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
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| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
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| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
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| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
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| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
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| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
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| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
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| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
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| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
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| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
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| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
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| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
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| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #20 | lewd playing card | 52 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
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| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
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| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |