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| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
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| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
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| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
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| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
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| #1170 | original G | 1 |
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| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
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| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
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| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
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| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
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| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
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| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
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| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
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| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
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| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
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| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
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| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
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| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
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| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
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| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
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| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
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| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |