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| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
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| #56 | banana milkshake | 2 |
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| #118 | banana-frosted king cake | 19 |
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| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
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| #68 | black velvet box | 11 |
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| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
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| #85 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
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| #2639 | box of sunshine | 38 |
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| #334 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
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| #451 | chocolate filthy lucre | 6 |
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| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
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| #324 | dense meat stack | 717 |
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| #952 | dollhive | 5 |
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| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
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| #38 | floaty inverse geode | 5 |
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| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
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| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
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| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
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| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #2463 | killing feather | 3 |
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| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
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| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #66 | lint | 132 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
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| #280 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #232 | mugcake | 13 |
| #695 | mummy costume | 7 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #606 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #527 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #391 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 10 |
| #123 | orange candygram | 7 |
| #164 | piece of after eight | 2 |
| #104 | pink candygram | 7 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #194 | possessed tomato | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #711 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #548 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #594 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #282 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #6 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 33,220 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #242 | spooky hockey mask | 6 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1331 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 28 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2142 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #1276 | stuffed Meat | 32 |
| #2897 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #1778 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #2010 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #39 | stuffed bandersnatch | 9 |
| #435 | stuffed can of asparagus | 10 |
| #27 | stuffed caterpillar | 11 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #37 | stuffed dodo | 10 |
| #1890 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1626 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 32 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1753 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #1016 | stuffed key | 44 |
| #2378 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #2192 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #1218 | stuffed monocle | 34 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #39 | stuffed pocketwatch | 10 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #1987 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 22 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1783 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1849 | stuffed teddy butler | 15 |
| #1111 | stuffed tin of caviar | 40 |
| #1047 | stuffed treasure chest | 43 |
| #1968 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1160 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #83 | white candygram | 9 |
| #811 | wolfman mask | 5 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #140 | yellow candygram | 8 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |