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| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
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| #302 | Wolfman Nardz | 4 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
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| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
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| #56 | banana milkshake | 2 |
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| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
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| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
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| #68 | black velvet box | 11 |
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| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
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| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
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| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
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| #26 | bottle of black cat tonic | 100 |
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| #84 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
| #858 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
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| #2640 | box of sunshine | 38 |
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| #335 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #85 | can of franks 'n' beans | 3 |
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| #249 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #452 | chocolate filthy lucre | 6 |
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| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
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| #17 | dubious peppermint | 130 |
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| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
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| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
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| #105 | green candygram | 6 |
| #1913 | grue egg | 12 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #2462 | killing feather | 3 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
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| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #67 | lint | 132 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #197 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #280 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #233 | mugcake | 13 |
| #695 | mummy costume | 7 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #606 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #528 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #391 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 10 |
| #124 | orange candygram | 7 |
| #163 | piece of after eight | 2 |
| #104 | pink candygram | 7 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #195 | possessed tomato | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #712 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #549 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #594 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #283 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #125 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #6 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 33,220 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #245 | spooky hockey mask | 6 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1338 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 28 |
| #3308 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2155 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #1282 | stuffed Meat | 32 |
| #2908 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #1780 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #2015 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #39 | stuffed bandersnatch | 9 |
| #436 | stuffed can of asparagus | 10 |
| #27 | stuffed caterpillar | 11 |
| #2131 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #37 | stuffed dodo | 10 |
| #1895 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1633 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 32 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1755 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #1021 | stuffed key | 44 |
| #2386 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #2195 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #1223 | stuffed monocle | 34 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #39 | stuffed pocketwatch | 10 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #1993 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #951 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 22 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1789 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #2663 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #2166 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1852 | stuffed teddy butler | 15 |
| #1117 | stuffed tin of caviar | 40 |
| #1049 | stuffed treasure chest | 43 |
| #1974 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #599 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #83 | white candygram | 9 |
| #811 | wolfman mask | 5 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #140 | yellow candygram | 8 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |