| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #159 | El Vibrato power sphere | 8 |
| #75 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 3 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #153 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 2 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #123 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 9 |
| #189 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 4 |
| #108 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 6 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #104 | bowl of rye sprouts | 5 |
| #187 | brick of sand | 10 |
| #52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #121 | cob of corn | 5 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #308 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #761 | filthy lucre | 45 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #113 | juniper berries | 5 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #608 | unstable DNA | 87 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |