| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #162 | El Vibrato power sphere | 8 |
| #77 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 3 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #154 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 2 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #123 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 9 |
| #191 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 4 |
| #109 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 6 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #104 | bowl of rye sprouts | 5 |
| #187 | brick of sand | 10 |
| #52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #122 | cob of corn | 5 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #323 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #761 | filthy lucre | 45 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #114 | juniper berries | 5 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #607 | unstable DNA | 87 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |