| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 135 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #126 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,744 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #9 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 100 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #217 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #323 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 4 |
| #2181 | box of sunshine | 57 |
| #228 | briefcase | 40 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #228 | canteen of wine | 103 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #218 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 8 |
| #596 | commemorative war stein | 7 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #98 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1149 | elven limbos gingerbread | 7 |
| #978 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1133 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #430 | fat stacks of cash | 18 |
| #158 | fat wallet | 3 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #153 | gray bow tie | 39 |
| #391 | gyroscope | 7 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #174 | knuckle sandwich | 133 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #7 | makeshift crane | 685 |
| #23 | meat st‰¿bing club | 208 |
| #415 | mummy costume | 14 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #316 | old coin purse | 18 |
| #312 | old leather wallet | 16 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #802 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #142 | patent leather shoes | 39 |
| #256 | penguin thesaurus | 28 |
| #141 | personalized birthday cake | 11 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #886 | possessed top | 6 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #655 | pumpkinhead mask | 9 |
| #240 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| 🥉 | skeleton key | 33,953 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #689 | unstable DNA | 71 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #771 | wolfman mask | 6 |
| #77 | yellow candy heart | 1,000 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |