| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1034 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #667 | Iron Beta of Industry | 9 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #1393 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 25 |
| #351 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 19 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1824 | Rock Pops | 13 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #340 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 36 |
| #264 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #401 | Steal This Candy | 4 |
| #374 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 35 |
| #416 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 28 |
| #417 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 29 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 14 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #470 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #188 | black spot | 4 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #308 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #406 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #302 | cursed voodoo skull | 3 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #704 | elven limbos gingerbread | 18 |
| #1727 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #104 | elven hardtack | 73 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #107 | elven squeeze | 65 |
| #1829 | elven suicide capsule | 3 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #576 | gray bow tie | 11 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1841 | herringcello | 2 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1010 | old sweatpants | 42 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #760 | patent leather shoes | 7 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #104 | roll of toilet paper | 1,068 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #649 | spectre scepter | 51 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #284 | spooky mushroom | 219 |
| #178 | spooky shrunken head | 60 |
| #179 | spooky stick | 72 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1051 | useless powder | 37 |
| #559 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |