| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #706 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1859 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2144 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #106 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #165 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #10 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #411 | armgun | 2 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #423 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1179 | disassembled clover | 8 |
| #143 | drum of tommy ammo | 5 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1821 | duct tape | 4 |
| #1813 | elven suicide capsule | 4 |
| #1025 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #450 | filthy lucre | 86 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #863 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #3055 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1411 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #52 | magic lamp | 37 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #721 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2233 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #877 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 53 |
| #853 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 55 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed angry cow | 60 |
| #680 | stuffed astral badger | 69 |
| #989 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #961 | stuffed cocoabo | 49 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #746 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 64 |
| #750 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 64 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #791 | stuffed hand turkey | 61 |
| #802 | stuffed mind flayer | 61 |
| #660 | stuffed scary death orb | 72 |
| #850 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 25 |
| #700 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 67 |
| #974 | stuffed snowy owl | 49 |
| #886 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 56 |
| #843 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 56 |
| #849 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 58 |
| #174 | stuffed yo-yo | 4 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #110 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #108 | topiary nugglet | 16 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |