| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #578 | Boss Bat britches | 26 |
| #46 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 7 |
| #381 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #75 | Crimbo crystal shards | 3 |
| #45 | Crimbo dinner | 21 |
| #171 | Crimbo food scraps | 6 |
| #100 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 32 |
| #54 | Crimbosmopolitan | 21 |
| #884 | Crown of the Goblin King | 28 |
| #340 | Dolphin King's crown | 13 |
| #478 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #327 | Drowsy Sword | 60 |
| #59 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 6 |
| #236 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #503 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #342 | Iron Beta of Industry | 25 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #120 | Mer-kin healscroll | 5 |
| #104 | Mer-kin killscroll | 5 |
| #217 | Misty Cape | 7 |
| #152 | Misty Cloak | 11 |
| #107 | Misty Robe | 23 |
| #11 | Necrotelicomnicon | 226 |
| #510 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 11 |
| #133 | O'RLY manual | 8 |
| #518 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #105 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 10 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 7 |
| #374 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 4 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #353 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #207 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 10 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #149 | Sinful Desires | 4 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 3 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 4 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #53 | Trainbot circuitry | 86 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #95 | Trainbot optics | 12 |
| #67 | Trainbot plating | 29 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #54 | Trainbot servomotors | 58 |
| #63 | Trainbot slag | 110 |
| #49 | Trainbot tubing | 71 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #437 | awful poetry journal | 225 |
| #983 | badass belt | 55 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #109 | bronze breastplate | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #50 | cinnamon machine oil | 261 |
| #111 | commemorative war stein | 830 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #623 | disturbing fanfic | 116 |
| #437 | drywall axe | 30 |
| #64 | extremely confusing manual | 5 |
| #255 | fancy seashell necklace | 35 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #279 | fuzzy busby | 11 |
| #285 | fuzzy montera | 8 |
| #98 | gearbox necklace | 8 |
| #177 | ghost of a necklace | 29 |
| #207 | gold wedding ring | 41 |
| #100 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #91 | hot plate | 47 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #309 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #52 | little black book | 13 |
| #75 | lost elf luggage | 37 |
| #145 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 5 |
| #8 | page of the Necrohobocon | 1,154 |
| #352 | pants of the Slug Lord | 11 |
| #35 | pewter claymore | 22 |
| #145 | pile of Trainbot parts | 50 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #31 | red book | 21 |
| #263 | sawblade shield | 12 |
| #66 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 5 |
| #68 | scroll of Puddingskin | 5 |
| #340 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 5 |
| #625 | scroll of pasta summoning | 15 |
| #431 | shiny ring | 60 |
| #361 | silver shrimp fork | 5 |
| #62 | smellbook | 13 |
| #699 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #48 | steamed oyster | 67 |
| #984 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 43 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #855 | stuffed Meat | 55 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #4043 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3609 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #1077 | stuffed key | 39 |
| #648 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #1528 | stuffed monocle | 23 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #2675 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1021 | stuffed teddy butler | 44 |
| #924 | stuffed tin of caviar | 50 |
| #1075 | stuffed treasure chest | 41 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #147 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 6 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #857 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #539 | towel | 17 |
| #45 | very overdue library book | 23 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #198 | woven baling wire bracelets | 5 |
| #359 | wrench bracelet | 9 |