| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #419 | BRICKO eye brick | 2 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #828 | Crimbuck | 965 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #593 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 3 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #880 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #247 | cursed piece of thirteen | 3 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #669 | duct tape | 42 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #27 | dwarvish war kilt | 2 |
| #27 | dwarvish war mattock | 2 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #234 | floaty sand | 89 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #400 | herb brownies | 51 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #789 | petrified wood | 5 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #1174 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 6 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #351 | turtle pheromones | 9 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #267 | worthless gewgaw | 22 |
| #191 | worthless knick-knack | 60 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |