| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #420 | BRICKO eye brick | 2 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1512 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #828 | Crimbuck | 965 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #594 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 3 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #878 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #248 | cursed piece of thirteen | 3 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #671 | duct tape | 42 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #27 | dwarvish war kilt | 2 |
| #27 | dwarvish war mattock | 2 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #275 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #234 | floaty sand | 89 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #2126 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #400 | herb brownies | 51 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1138 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #62 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #788 | petrified wood | 5 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #1405 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #1174 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 6 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1606 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #349 | turtle pheromones | 9 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #271 | worthless gewgaw | 22 |
| #192 | worthless knick-knack | 60 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |