| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbuck | 3,317 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #236 | cabooze | 3 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #424 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #632 | candy stake | 10 |
| #276 | chocomotive | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #112 | freightcake | 7 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #1585 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1636 | penguin focaccia bread | 7 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #451 | stuffed alien blob | 14 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #823 | stuffed doppelshifter | 13 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1264 | stuffed gray blob | 11 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #91 | triad summoning scroll | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #167 | vampire chowder | 1 |