| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #803 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #755 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #884 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #888 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #900 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #903 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1331 | 8-ball | 7 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1922 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #65 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1744 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1134 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #60 | El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #441 | Gaia beads | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1577 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #264 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #513 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| #102 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #379 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #117 | ant hoe | 4 |
| #167 | ant pick | 2 |
| #254 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #285 | ant rake | 1 |
| #1547 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #3122 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1593 | ball | 2 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1142 | barrrnacle | 8 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #333 | beer lens | 6 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #356 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #329 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1650 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1344 | disco mask | 4 |
| #1222 | disturbing fanfic | 15 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1370 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #141 | flower petal pie | 4 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #816 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #728 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 5 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #2126 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #1508 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #315 | line | 218 |
| #200 | longhaired hippy wig | 3 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #809 | mariachi pants | 9 |
| #126 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #1605 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #492 | party hat | 3 |
| #1223 | pasta spoon | 4 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #716 | pool cue | 4 |
| #779 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #168 | pretty bouquet | 11 |
| #47 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 14 |
| #1261 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #1408 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #190 | rewinged stab bat | 4 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #267 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #1230 | saucepan | 8 |
| #1083 | seal-clubbing club | 9 |
| #857 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #823 | skeleton bone | 18 |
| #2331 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1684 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1714 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #419 | star | 87 |
| #403 | star chart | 30 |
| #1238 | stolen accordion | 7 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2114 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3370 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #321 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #1209 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #923 | useless powder | 55 |
| #976 | valuable trinket | 56 |
| #1498 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #683 | white picket fence | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |