| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #801 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #754 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #882 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #886 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #897 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #901 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1329 | 8-ball | 7 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #59 | El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #439 | Gaia beads | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #511 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #115 | ant hoe | 4 |
| #165 | ant pick | 2 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1136 | barrrnacle | 8 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #332 | beer lens | 6 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1643 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1337 | disco mask | 4 |
| #1222 | disturbing fanfic | 15 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #140 | flower petal pie | 4 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #728 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 5 |
| #1591 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #1502 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #316 | line | 218 |
| #198 | longhaired hippy wig | 3 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #808 | mariachi pants | 9 |
| #123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #493 | party hat | 3 |
| #1217 | pasta spoon | 4 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #714 | pool cue | 4 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #165 | pretty bouquet | 11 |
| #47 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 14 |
| #1256 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #191 | rewinged stab bat | 4 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #266 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #1225 | saucepan | 8 |
| #1078 | seal-clubbing club | 9 |
| #853 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #823 | skeleton bone | 18 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1674 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #419 | star | 87 |
| #403 | star chart | 30 |
| #1232 | stolen accordion | 7 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #1204 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #924 | useless powder | 55 |
| #978 | valuable trinket | 56 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #684 | white picket fence | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |