| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #743 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #696 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #218 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #4867 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #4524 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4931 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #6371 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4809 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #4306 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5825 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5291 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #5345 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #7046 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6996 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4566 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6345 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #11 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2,929 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |