| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #11 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2,929 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |