| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 21 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 14 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #25 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 8 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #1327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 34 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #83 | browser cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #148 | burnt flower | 82 |
| #28 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 1 |
| 🥉 | crude oil congealer | 2 |
| #31 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #38 | discarded button | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #126 | flirtatious feather | 69 |
| #28 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #13 | noir fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #63 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #15 | trench coat | 1 |
| #72 | witch's bread | 1 |