| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 21 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 14 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 8 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #304 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 34 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #82 | browser cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #148 | burnt flower | 82 |
| #28 | can of Minions-Be-Gone | 1 |
| 🥉 | crude oil congealer | 2 |
| #29 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #126 | flirtatious feather | 69 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #14 | noir fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #61 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #16 | trench coat | 1 |
| #71 | witch's bread | 1 |