| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #547 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 4 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #88 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #45 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 2 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1287 | bottle of goofballs | 19 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1334 | duct tape | 11 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #568 | filthy lucre | 67 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #144 | frost-rimed seal hide | 3 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #317 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #1405 | handful of confetti | 27 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #620 | hobo nickel | 279 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #1508 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #395 | magical mystery juice | 14 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1098 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #374 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |