| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 4-dimensional guitar | 5 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #264 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #214 | big bass drum | 5 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #339 | bone flute | 2 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1767 | box of sunshine | 87 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #43 | cocoa egg | 439 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #112 | dense meat stack | 19,878 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1470 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1656 | herringcello | 8 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #861 | knuckle sandwich | 17 |
| 🥈 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 9,141 |
| #2640 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #247 | lesser grodulated violet | 11 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1106 | little paper umbrella | 3 |
| #335 | magic whistle | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #184 | nanite-infested candy cane | 89 |
| #167 | ocarina of space | 19 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #453 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #639 | pixellated candy heart | 18 |
| #301 | plastic guitar | 4 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #655 | pumpkinhead mask | 9 |
| #22 | radio button candy | 43 |
| #366 | rave whistle | 4 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #501 | spork | 2 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1331 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 28 |
| #952 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 49 |
| #535 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 79 |
| #1848 | stuffed Meat | 15 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #358 | stuffed angry cow | 105 |
| #366 | stuffed astral badger | 105 |
| #297 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 122 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #292 | stuffed cocoabo | 114 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #474 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 89 |
| #442 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 95 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed gray blob | 31 |
| #389 | stuffed hand turkey | 99 |
| #2384 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #882 | stuffed martini | 8 |
| #348 | stuffed mind flayer | 108 |
| #1309 | stuffed mink | 30 |
| #1063 | stuffed monocle | 42 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #398 | stuffed scary death orb | 99 |
| #1191 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 17 |
| #549 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 82 |
| #771 | stuffed snowy owl | 60 |
| #375 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 104 |
| #357 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 104 |
| #1492 | stuffed teddy butler | 24 |
| #1185 | stuffed tin of caviar | 36 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #544 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 81 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #454 | ten-leaf clover | 26 |
| #264 | tin magnolia | 11 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 17 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #534 | tiny plastic G Imp | 13 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #763 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #831 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #944 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #719 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #939 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #669 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #833 | twinkly wad | 11 |
| #258 | upsy daisy | 11 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #188 | white candy heart | 203 |
| #719 | wolfman mask | 7 |
| #637 | wooden stakes | 2 |
| #206 | world's smallest violin | 2 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |