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| #1051 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #889 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #264 | 4-dimensional guitar | 5 |
| #774 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #554 | 6-ball | 7 |
| #414 | 7-ball | 11 |
| #587 | 8-ball | 34 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #108 | Disco Banjo | 5 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #893 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #222 | Rock and Roll Legend | 8 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #154 | Zim Merman's guitar | 5 |
| #251 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #278 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #272 | acoustic guitarrr | 14 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #900 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #574 | barrrnacle | 26 |
| #113 | big bass drum | 16 |
| #176 | black kettle drum | 6 |
| #160 | bone flute | 11 |
| #108 | bone rattle | 28 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #491 | cog | 48 |
| #247 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #368 | dented harmonica | 2 |
| #245 | diamond-studded cane | 28 |
| #285 | didgeridooka | 12 |
| #324 | disco ball | 129 |
| #64 | dope wheels | 24 |
| #325 | drab sonata | 12 |
| #243 | drum machine | 23 |
| #259 | fat stacks of cash | 48 |
| #883 | filthy lucre | 36 |
| #233 | finger cymbals | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #113 | gold lamé pants | 8 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #208 | guitar pick | 20 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #705 | handful of hand chalk | 17 |
| #60 | heavy metal sonata | 12 |
| #156 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 6 |
| #217 | hippy bongo | 3 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #216 | infernal fife | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #181 | jungle drum | 3 |
| #205 | knob bugle | 5 |
| #156 | lump of diamond | 24 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #107 | massive sitar | 2 |
| #112 | meat engine | 24 |
| #227 | plastic guitar | 9 |
| #357 | pool cue | 17 |
| #348 | potato sprout | 6 |
| #157 | rewinged stab bat | 6 |
| #114 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 14 |
| #781 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
| #485 | solid gold pegleg | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #466 | spring | 41 |
| #442 | sprocket | 47 |
| #74 | sprocket assembly | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #588 | stolen accordion | 52 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #303 | stone of eXtreme power | 35 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #68 | tambourine | 12 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8150 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8125 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #237 | tires | 35 |
| #339 | useless powder | 444 |
| #475 | valuable trinket | 169 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |