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| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #888 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #263 | 4-dimensional guitar | 5 |
| #774 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #554 | 6-ball | 7 |
| #414 | 7-ball | 11 |
| #586 | 8-ball | 34 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #534 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #108 | Disco Banjo | 5 |
| #894 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #895 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #817 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #222 | Rock and Roll Legend | 8 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #157 | Zim Merman's guitar | 5 |
| #253 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #278 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #272 | acoustic guitarrr | 14 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #903 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #575 | barrrnacle | 26 |
| #114 | big bass drum | 16 |
| #176 | black kettle drum | 6 |
| #160 | bone flute | 11 |
| #108 | bone rattle | 28 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #492 | cog | 48 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #369 | dented harmonica | 2 |
| #245 | diamond-studded cane | 28 |
| #285 | didgeridooka | 12 |
| #324 | disco ball | 129 |
| #64 | dope wheels | 24 |
| #325 | drab sonata | 12 |
| #243 | drum machine | 23 |
| #256 | fat stacks of cash | 48 |
| #880 | filthy lucre | 36 |
| #234 | finger cymbals | 2 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #113 | gold lamé pants | 8 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #207 | guitar pick | 20 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #705 | handful of hand chalk | 17 |
| #59 | heavy metal sonata | 12 |
| #156 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 6 |
| #218 | hippy bongo | 3 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #217 | infernal fife | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #181 | jungle drum | 3 |
| #206 | knob bugle | 5 |
| #156 | lump of diamond | 24 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #107 | massive sitar | 2 |
| #112 | meat engine | 24 |
| #228 | plastic guitar | 9 |
| #357 | pool cue | 17 |
| #349 | potato sprout | 6 |
| #157 | rewinged stab bat | 6 |
| #114 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 14 |
| #783 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
| #486 | solid gold pegleg | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #466 | spring | 41 |
| #442 | sprocket | 47 |
| #75 | sprocket assembly | 2 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| #590 | stolen accordion | 52 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #303 | stone of eXtreme power | 35 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #68 | tambourine | 12 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8062 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8202 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6163 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8140 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3853 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #237 | tires | 35 |
| #339 | useless powder | 444 |
| #475 | valuable trinket | 169 |
| #816 | windchimes | 1 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |