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| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #885 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #263 | 4-dimensional guitar | 5 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #550 | 6-ball | 7 |
| #411 | 7-ball | 11 |
| #582 | 8-ball | 34 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #531 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #108 | Disco Banjo | 5 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #222 | Rock and Roll Legend | 8 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #153 | Zim Merman's guitar | 5 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #276 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #272 | acoustic guitarrr | 14 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #899 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #573 | barrrnacle | 26 |
| #112 | big bass drum | 16 |
| #176 | black kettle drum | 6 |
| #159 | bone flute | 11 |
| #107 | bone rattle | 28 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #492 | cog | 48 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #367 | dented harmonica | 2 |
| #244 | diamond-studded cane | 28 |
| #284 | didgeridooka | 12 |
| #321 | disco ball | 129 |
| #64 | dope wheels | 24 |
| #325 | drab sonata | 12 |
| #243 | drum machine | 23 |
| #255 | fat stacks of cash | 48 |
| #881 | filthy lucre | 36 |
| #233 | finger cymbals | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #113 | gold lamé pants | 8 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #207 | guitar pick | 20 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #702 | handful of hand chalk | 17 |
| #59 | heavy metal sonata | 12 |
| #156 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 6 |
| #218 | hippy bongo | 3 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #215 | infernal fife | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #180 | jungle drum | 3 |
| #205 | knob bugle | 5 |
| #155 | lump of diamond | 24 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #107 | massive sitar | 2 |
| #112 | meat engine | 24 |
| #227 | plastic guitar | 9 |
| #356 | pool cue | 17 |
| #347 | potato sprout | 6 |
| #158 | rewinged stab bat | 6 |
| #114 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 14 |
| #780 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
| #485 | solid gold pegleg | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #468 | spring | 41 |
| #443 | sprocket | 47 |
| #73 | sprocket assembly | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #586 | stolen accordion | 52 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #305 | stone of eXtreme power | 35 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #68 | tambourine | 12 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #237 | tires | 35 |
| #338 | useless powder | 444 |
| #474 | valuable trinket | 169 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |