| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #26 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 14 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1531 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #183 | breath mint | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #855 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #63 | rhinestone | 58 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #238 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #2132 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |