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| #305 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #1176 | Daffy Taffy | 17 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #59 | El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #11 | El Vibrato helmet | 2 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #244 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 17 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
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| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2157 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #570 | Now and Earlier | 3 |
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| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #2433 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #555 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #676 | Trollhouse cookies | 23 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #1792 | Yummy Tummy bean | 54 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #168 | bag of lard | 7 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #150 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 6 |
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| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
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| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
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| #1541 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
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| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #335 | cream pie | 2 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
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| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #130 | duct tape wallet | 17 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #640 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 11 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #336 | exploding hacky-sack | 2 |
| #161 | fake blood | 7 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #257 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #328 | frayed rope belt | 4 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #27 | inflatable duck | 341 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #120 | left half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #285 | lucky bottlecap | 5 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #364 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #765 | personalized coffee mug | 18 |
| #879 | pile of candy | 3 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #147 | shrinking powder | 3 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #42 | strawberry pie | 83 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #368 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #634 | tires | 5 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
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| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1262 | unstable DNA | 25 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
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| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |