| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #14 | Corpse Island iced tea | 160 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #23 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #5 | Knob pasty | 556 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #11 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 269 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #262 | anniversary balloon | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6 | around the world | 1,801 |
| #35 | banana | 311 |
| #49 | banana cream pie | 12 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #42 | banana milkshake | 3 |
| #467 | banana peel | 4 |
| #127 | banana smoothie | 7 |
| #93 | banana spritzer | 4 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #17 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1,268 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #459 | box of sunshine | 763 |
| #12 | brick | 2,275 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #358 | bunch of bananas | 11 |
| #187 | bungle in the jungle | 6 |
| #61 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 100 |
| #77 | candied yams | 94 |
| 🥉 | catskin buckler | 467 |
| #38 | corpse on the beach | 86 |
| #41 | corpsebite | 8 |
| #16 | corpsedriver | 149 |
| #36 | corpsetini | 102 |
| #345 | doll house | 15 |
| #340 | dollhive | 28 |
| #10 | dusty Crimbo crate | 528 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #277 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #285 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #290 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #308 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #4 | eggbeater | 1,295 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #24 | foam dart | 1,542 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #155 | green candygram | 3 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #522 | herbal stuffing | 15 |
| 🥇 | immense cyborg hand | 6,662 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #92 | kamicorpse-ee | 4 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #195 | kumquat supersucker | 2 |
| #98 | lavender candygram | 6 |
| #6 | libation of liveliness | 792 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #123 | orange candygram | 7 |
| #104 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #68 | pink candygram | 14 |
| 🥉 | pulsing flesh | 175 |
| #106 | purple corpsel | 3 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #27 | red-headed corpse | 11 |
| #22 | roasted marshmallow | 1,840 |
| #32 | rogue swarmer | 504 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #108 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #62 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 280 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #176 | tofurkey gravy | 43 |
| #86 | tofurkey leg | 75 |
| #5 | tofurkey nugget | 70 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #35 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 8 |
| #12 | unstable DNA | 2,332 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #197 | white candygram | 2 |
| #48 | yam candy | 5 |
| #116 | yellow candygram | 11 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |