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| #497 | 1-ball | 9 |
| #384 | 2-ball | 11 |
| #302 | 3-ball | 17 |
| #352 | 4-ball | 13 |
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| #486 | 7-ball | 9 |
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| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
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| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #148 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 6 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
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| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #317 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
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| #34 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 3 |
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| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
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| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
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| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
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| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #39 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 36 |
| #94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 6 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
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| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #113 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 6 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
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| #66 | Ralph IX cognac | 3 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
| #10 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 4 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #68 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,888 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
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| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #89 | antique greaves | 129 |
| #99 | antique helmet | 116 |
| #91 | antique shield | 124 |
| #90 | antique spear | 142 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #267 | baby killer bee | 37 |
| #323 | baconstone | 24 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #411 | barrrnacle | 39 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #107 | bit-o-cactus | 56 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #139 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 22 |
| #276 | blue striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #859 | bottle of goofballs | 30 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
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| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #185 | cocoa egg | 82 |
| #160 | comfy coffin | 7 |
| #55 | commemorative war stein | 1,606 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #138 | concentrated magicalness pill | 17 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #198 | corncob pipe | 8 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #105 | cup of infinite pencils | 13 |
| #195 | deadly lampshade | 5 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #128 | divine champagne flute | 147 |
| #407 | dollhive | 21 |
| #159 | effluvious emerald | 9 |
| #89 | enchanted barbell | 29 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #240 | extra-greasy slider | 10 |
| #182 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 10 |
| #31 | fancy seashell necklace | 1,215 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #189 | flamin' bindle | 4 |
| #107 | frayed rope belt | 12 |
| #26 | freezin' bindle | 12 |
| #26 | frigid air mattress | 12 |
| #108 | giant moxie weed | 38 |
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| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| #110 | guy made of bee pollen | 30 |
| #362 | hamethyst | 22 |
| #133 | handful of moss | 57 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #58 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 49 |
| #782 | jar of swamp gas | 19 |
| #286 | jug-o-magicalness | 6 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #474 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #71 | lewd playing card | 27 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #107 | lucky bottlecap | 14 |
| #144 | magicalness-in-a-can | 51 |
| #190 | maple leaf | 3 |
| #184 | moxie weed | 135 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #472 | off-white striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #21 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #218 | panhandle panhandling hat | 7 |
| #57 | patent antipsychotics | 18 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #374 | porquoise | 20 |
| #224 | potato sprout | 9 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #339 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #285 | red plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #566 | solid gold bowling ball | 31 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #82 | spooky bindle | 9 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #260 | steamy ruby | 4 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #210 | strongness elixir | 36 |
| #2193 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 22 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #2653 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2306 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
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| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #2466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2203 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #2785 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #2247 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #110 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 105 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #96 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 11 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #152 | voodoo snuff | 10 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
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| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |