| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #292 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #289 | Chroner | 140 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #169 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #675 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #1350 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1273 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1196 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #557 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 36 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #127 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 5 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #503 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 19 |
| #532 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 16 |
| #510 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 18 |
| #986 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1412 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #953 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1848 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2125 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #640 | black-and-blue light | 23 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #844 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #155 | box of Dweebs | 61 |
| #1547 | box of sunshine | 112 |
| #204 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #46 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #571 | candied bolts | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #133 | cartoon heart | 6 |
| #724 | cheap studded belt | 4 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #318 | communal gobstopper | 3 |
| #313 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #184 | donated booze | 55 |
| #453 | donated candy | 4 |
| #442 | donated food | 4 |
| #754 | dry noodles | 18 |
| #92 | ectoplasmic orbs | 5 |
| #881 | empty agua de vida bottle | 45 |
| #77 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #270 | fat loot token | 8 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1250 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #227 | flask of mining oil | 4 |
| #272 | flask of tainted mining oil | 6 |
| #579 | flavored foot massage oil | 25 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #130 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #234 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #1087 | hobo nickel | 15 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #832 | long skinny balloon | 2 |
| #1422 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #104 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #41 | neutron lollipop | 49 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #849 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #170 | peppermint sprout | 3 |
| #31 | peppermint twist | 12 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #652 | personalized coffee mug | 40 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #117 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #340 | pink candy heart | 75 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #590 | pixellated candy heart | 20 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #601 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #115 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #254 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1961 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #23 | rubber nubbin | 2 |
| #78 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #208 | s'more | 99 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | shirt kit | 34,192 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #82 | skeleton | 15 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #37 | sneaky wrapping paper | 50 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #101 | space jam | 7 |
| #2048 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #595 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 21 |
| #2942 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3112 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7875 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2529 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2880 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3135 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2569 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2702 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #224 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #212 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 8 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #284 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 7 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #82 | warbear bearserker mead | 7 |
| #149 | warbear bearserker potion | 9 |
| #368 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #116 | warbear blizzard mead | 4 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #217 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #118 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #117 | warbear gyro | 2 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #281 | warbear helm fragment | 7 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #234 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 4 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #180 | warbear liquid overcoat | 7 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #160 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #284 | warbear requisition box | 6 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #88 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #127 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 2 |
| #236 | warbear trouser fragment | 13 |
| #129 | warbear wardance potion | 12 |
| #39 | warbear warrior bread | 13 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #400 | white candy heart | 58 |
| #649 | white pixel | 17 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #2055 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #129 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #125 | wriggling worm | 3 |