| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #293 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #286 | Chroner | 140 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1271 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #558 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 36 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #124 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 5 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #503 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 19 |
| #532 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 16 |
| #510 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 18 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #641 | black-and-blue light | 23 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #841 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #154 | box of Dweebs | 61 |
| #1544 | box of sunshine | 112 |
| #204 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #46 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #572 | candied bolts | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #134 | cartoon heart | 6 |
| #721 | cheap studded belt | 4 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #318 | communal gobstopper | 3 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #179 | donated booze | 55 |
| #442 | donated candy | 4 |
| #432 | donated food | 4 |
| #746 | dry noodles | 18 |
| #90 | ectoplasmic orbs | 5 |
| #880 | empty agua de vida bottle | 45 |
| #76 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #270 | fat loot token | 8 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1247 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #226 | flask of mining oil | 4 |
| #273 | flask of tainted mining oil | 6 |
| #580 | flavored foot massage oil | 25 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #235 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #1085 | hobo nickel | 15 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #834 | long skinny balloon | 2 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #101 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #42 | neutron lollipop | 49 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #168 | peppermint sprout | 3 |
| #32 | peppermint twist | 12 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #653 | personalized coffee mug | 40 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #115 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #339 | pink candy heart | 75 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #588 | pixellated candy heart | 20 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #112 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #24 | rubber nubbin | 2 |
| #79 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #206 | s'more | 99 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | shirt kit | 34,192 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #82 | skeleton | 15 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #37 | sneaky wrapping paper | 50 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #102 | space jam | 7 |
| #2043 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #595 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 21 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2868 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2563 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #607 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #211 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 8 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #285 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 7 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #82 | warbear bearserker mead | 7 |
| #149 | warbear bearserker potion | 9 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #116 | warbear blizzard mead | 4 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #117 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #118 | warbear gyro | 2 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #282 | warbear helm fragment | 7 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #234 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 4 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #180 | warbear liquid overcoat | 7 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #162 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #285 | warbear requisition box | 6 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #127 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 2 |
| #238 | warbear trouser fragment | 13 |
| #129 | warbear wardance potion | 12 |
| #39 | warbear warrior bread | 13 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #399 | white candy heart | 58 |
| #645 | white pixel | 17 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #130 | wind-up owl | 2 |
| #166 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #124 | wriggling worm | 3 |