| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Retrospecs | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 12 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 7 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 24 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 8 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 91 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 13 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 11 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 19 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 201 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 11 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #530 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 12 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | quantum of familiar | 201 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #7 | residual chitin paste | 80 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #684 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 64 |
| #1336 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #919 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 51 |
| #930 | stuffed Meat | 50 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #920 | stuffed angry cow | 52 |
| #1327 | stuffed astral badger | 39 |
| #1283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1139 | stuffed cocoabo | 42 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1568 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1893 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1635 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #463 | stuffed key | 125 |
| #1179 | stuffed mind flayer | 44 |
| #800 | stuffed mink | 58 |
| #654 | stuffed monocle | 73 |
| #933 | stuffed scary death orb | 53 |
| #990 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 50 |
| #1426 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #1226 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1272 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #812 | stuffed teddy butler | 56 |
| #540 | stuffed tin of caviar | 86 |
| #395 | stuffed treasure chest | 144 |
| #763 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 63 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | wind-up owl | 1,867 |