| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #293 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #315 | CSA fire-starting kit | 14 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #107 | Cosmic Calorie | 211 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #368 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #605 | FDKOL commendation | 75 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #61 | Gordon Bennett | 13 |
| #399 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 6 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #456 | Instant Karma | 12 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #567 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 34 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #422 | Microplushie: Bropane | 22 |
| #440 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 7 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #504 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3 |
| #300 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 29 |
| #694 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 8 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #466 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 10 |
| #441 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 25 |
| #303 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 25 |
| #809 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #44 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #36 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 29 |
| #70 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 15 |
| #15 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 17 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #90 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 13 |
| #203 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 7 |
| #23 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 42 |
| #17 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 19 |
| #199 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 7 |
| #28 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 39 |
| #42 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 11 |
| #20 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 43 |
| #49 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 24 |
| #24 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 38 |
| #18 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 45 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #249 | agua de vida | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #550 | black-and-blue light | 45 |
| #631 | blue plasma ball | 25 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #318 | box | 40 |
| #2614 | box of sunshine | 39 |
| #87 | boxed wine | 529 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #491 | cheap studded belt | 53 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #6 | chorizo brownies | 3,298 |
| #10 | cob of corn | 4,011 |
| #330 | colorful plastic ball | 93 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #9 | corn holder | 1,197 |
| #253 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #846 | empty agua de vida bottle | 57 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #541 | flavored foot massage oil | 34 |
| #464 | foam dart | 57 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #422 | grue egg omelette | 5 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #414 | mime soul fragment | 6 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #509 | personal massager | 17 |
| #359 | personalized coffee mug | 186 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #251 | prussian cathouse | 2 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #114 | ridiculous cocktail | 12 |
| #286 | salty dog | 50 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #942 | solid gold bowling ball | 14 |
| #135 | soul doorbell | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #445 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 67 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #2137 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2897 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #587 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #1862 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #744 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1111 | stuffed mink | 38 |
| #2077 | stuffed monocle | 11 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #1660 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3805 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2140 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #2232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #3561 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #167 | sugar shard | 15 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #30 | tiny black hole | 13 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #399 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 11 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #316 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 8 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 7 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #654 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 6 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 16 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #411 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #693 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #706 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 9 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 10 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #287 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 15 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 12 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #400 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #220 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #396 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 11 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #271 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 9 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #338 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 13 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #537 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 8 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #349 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 12 |
| #477 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 9 |
| #529 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 8 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #542 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 8 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #818 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #496 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 9 |
| #384 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 11 |
| #589 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 7 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #592 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 12 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #832 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #661 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #855 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #673 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 6 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #477 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #63 | vial of porquoise juice | 1 |