| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #597 | CRIMBCO scrip | 290 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #414 | Chroner | 22 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1237 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1173 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2010 | Crimbuck | 39 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #114 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #790 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 34 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #57 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 28 |
| #783 | Schrödinger's thermos | 7 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
| #385 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #107 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 21 |
| #194 | Z-Bone steak | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #78 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 38 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #299 | bit of clingfilm | 14 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #294 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #83 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 3 |
| #308 | bubblin' crude | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #799 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #3615 | candy cane | 3 |
| #156 | candy harmonica | 4 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #69 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #105 | donated booze | 200 |
| #526 | donated candy | 1 |
| #107 | donated food | 204 |
| #860 | duct tape | 27 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #1730 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #204 | elven hardtack | 15 |
| #1708 | elven suicide capsule | 7 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #720 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1527 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #269 | flan del mar | 2 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #72 | giant marshmallow | 6 |
| #231 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1068 | grue egg | 25 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #602 | handful of confetti | 68 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #59 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1560 | herringcello | 10 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #166 | loadstone | 5 |
| #1068 | loose teeth | 9 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #311 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #526 | obsidian dagger | 34 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #1470 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #568 | palm frond | 4 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #1300 | pretty flower | 9 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #66 | puff of smoke | 32 |
| #81 | red wagon | 6 |
| #22 | rickety old unicycle | 5 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #675 | ruby W | 8 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #402 | spectre scepter | 79 |
| #96 | sponge cake | 9 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #42 | stainless steel slacks | 24 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #79 | tainted seal's blood | 5 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #531 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #99 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #52 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #462 | wumpus hair | 1 |