| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #599 | CRIMBCO scrip | 290 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #426 | Chroner | 22 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2007 | Crimbuck | 39 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #113 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #788 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 34 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #56 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 28 |
| #781 | Schrödinger's thermos | 7 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
| #365 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #107 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 21 |
| #193 | Z-Bone steak | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #76 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 38 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #300 | bit of clingfilm | 14 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #83 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 3 |
| #303 | bubblin' crude | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #158 | candy harmonica | 4 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #68 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #105 | donated booze | 200 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #105 | donated food | 204 |
| #859 | duct tape | 27 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #1727 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #201 | elven hardtack | 15 |
| #1707 | elven suicide capsule | 7 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1528 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #266 | flan del mar | 2 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #72 | giant marshmallow | 6 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1065 | grue egg | 25 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #599 | handful of confetti | 68 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1558 | herringcello | 10 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #160 | loadstone | 5 |
| #1067 | loose teeth | 9 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #527 | obsidian dagger | 34 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #1468 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #568 | palm frond | 4 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #1296 | pretty flower | 9 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #66 | puff of smoke | 32 |
| #81 | red wagon | 6 |
| #23 | rickety old unicycle | 5 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #675 | ruby W | 8 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #403 | spectre scepter | 79 |
| #96 | sponge cake | 9 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #40 | stainless steel slacks | 24 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #80 | tainted seal's blood | 5 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |