| #754 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #901 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1222 | 8-ball | 8 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #779 | CRIMBCO scrip | 135 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #810 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #82 | Daffy Taffy | 523 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #26 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 11 |
| #160 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 397 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #99 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 10 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #28 | adhesive tape dolly | 4 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #485 | baby killer bee | 20 |
| #552 | baggie of powdered sugar | 25 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #230 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #157 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 35 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #654 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #20 | cursed eyepatch | 2 |
| #24 | delicious salad | 1,143 |
| #15 | deluxe fax machine | 11 |
| #538 | dollhive | 14 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #130 | giant glass of brandy | 4 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #181 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 17 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #106 | golden ring | 161 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #223 | hot pink lipstick | 3 |
| #1069 | iGoogly | 8 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #169 | irradiated candy cane | 20 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #70 | killing feather | 200 |
| #292 | laser-broiled pear | 27 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 50 |
| #408 | nanite-infested candy cane | 36 |
| #81 | nanite-infested eggnog | 48 |
| #131 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 31 |
| #130 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 28 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #110 | oozenog | 23 |
| #115 | oversized fish scaler | 21 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #657 | penguin focaccia bread | 25 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #31 | pixel hat | 25 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #99 | pixel sword | 2 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #121 | polyalloy shield | 16 |
| #320 | portable photocopier | 21 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #88 | purple glowstick | 17 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #73 | rogue swarmer | 263 |
| #67 | sawblade fragment | 243 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow hat | 4 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #723 | stuffed gray blob | 36 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #227 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #766 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #457 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 15 |
| #509 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #441 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 10 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 12 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 18 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #386 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 11 |
| #30 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 12 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #561 | tiny plastic Felonia | 8 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic G Imp | 23 |
| #302 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 22 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 15 |
| #306 | tiny plastic Hellion | 21 |
| #434 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 16 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #307 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 13 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 17 |
| #366 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 18 |
| #447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 16 |
| #424 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 16 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 12 |
| #527 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 13 |
| #407 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 17 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 15 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 19 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #504 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 9 |
| #385 | tiny plastic The Man | 11 |
| #309 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 22 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #501 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 14 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #364 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 19 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 19 |
| #289 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 23 |
| #471 | tiny plastic astronomer | 15 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #424 | tiny plastic beanbat | 16 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #261 | tiny plastic blooper | 24 |
| #306 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 22 |
| #336 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 19 |
| #170 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 13 |
| #233 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 26 |
| #642 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #249 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 25 |
| #190 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 5 |
| #26 | tiny plastic fax machine | 12 |
| #506 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 14 |
| #734 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 10 |
| #303 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 21 |
| #297 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 21 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 16 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic goth giant | 16 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #296 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 21 |
| #28 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 12 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #404 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 17 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #443 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 15 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #293 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 23 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #289 | tiny plastic scary clown | 22 |
| #361 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 18 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #553 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 13 |
| #258 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 24 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #252 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 25 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 5 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #378 | tiny plastic taco cat | 18 |
| #402 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 16 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #361 | tiny plastic warwelf | 18 |
| #286 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 23 |
| #275 | tiny plastic zmobie | 23 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #57 | unstable laser battery | 229 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #41 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 70 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #289 | witch hat | 3 |
| #743 | wolf mask | 9 |
| #771 | wolfman mask | 6 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |