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| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
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| #495 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
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| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
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| #556 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 6 |
| #1087 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #108 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #594 | battered Crimbo Crate | 16 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
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| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
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| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
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| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #650 | canteen of wine | 39 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #598 | doll house | 8 |
| #820 | dollhive | 7 |
| #830 | drywall axe | 12 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #595 | dusty Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #580 | elven limbos gingerbread | 23 |
| #575 | elven moonshine | 17 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #1199 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #648 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #928 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1478 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #153 | gray bow tie | 39 |
| #513 | gyroscope | 5 |
| #1305 | iGoogly | 4 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #2020 | killing feather | 19 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #911 | knuckle sandwich | 15 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #375 | long-stemmed rose | 3 |
| #1448 | monomolecular yo-yo | 6 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #983 | orange candy heart | 3 |
| #1759 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #309 | patent leather shoes | 22 |
| #187 | penguin thesaurus | 36 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #104 | red plastic baby | 5 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2267 | rogue swarmer | 18 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #298 | spooky eyeliner | 9 |
| #342 | spooky lipstick | 8 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1071 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 9 |
| #917 | theoretical string | 9 |
| #348 | tin magnolia | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #122 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 7 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 38 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #463 | top | 10 |
| #664 | towel | 12 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #176 | unstable DNA | 284 |
| #2330 | unstable laser battery | 18 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1108 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |