| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1201 | Daffy Taffy | 16 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1510 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #600 | Knob Goblin steroids | 7 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #88 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #1231 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 32 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1822 | Rock Pops | 13 |
| #263 | Steal This Candy | 9 |
| #862 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 33 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #149 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 18 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1442 | Yummy Tummy bean | 94 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #607 | dwarf bread | 6 |
| #102 | ear poison | 33 |
| #164 | eldritch effluvium | 320 |
| #1131 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #5 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 301 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #149 | hamlet sandwich | 36 |
| #114 | hawk | 5 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #135 | heavy crown | 7 |
| #396 | hellseal claw | 43 |
| #365 | hellseal whisker | 38 |
| #638 | herringcello | 26 |
| #1125 | iGoogly | 7 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1911 | killing feather | 22 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #663 | marshmallow | 9 |
| #1387 | monomolecular yo-yo | 7 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #1690 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1292 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #706 | penguin focaccia bread | 24 |
| #1088 | pixellated candy heart | 7 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #967 | roasted marshmallow | 11 |
| #2200 | rogue swarmer | 21 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #44 | severed flipper | 5 |
| #242 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 40 |
| #237 | slimy sweetbreads | 43 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #2771 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #444 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #103 | stink-penny | 61 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2153 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #3334 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3579 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #2803 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #3609 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #148 | sturdy cane | 6 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1818 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #2031 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #1688 | useless powder | 4 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |