| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3218 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1200 | Daffy Taffy | 16 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #602 | Knob Goblin steroids | 7 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #2146 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #579 | M-242 | 10 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #1230 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 32 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1822 | Rock Pops | 13 |
| #264 | Steal This Candy | 9 |
| #864 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 33 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #151 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 18 |
| #1359 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1442 | Yummy Tummy bean | 94 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #609 | dwarf bread | 6 |
| #103 | ear poison | 33 |
| #165 | eldritch effluvium | 320 |
| #1133 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #5 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 301 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #148 | hamlet sandwich | 36 |
| #111 | hawk | 5 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #132 | heavy crown | 7 |
| #396 | hellseal claw | 43 |
| #365 | hellseal whisker | 38 |
| #639 | herringcello | 26 |
| #1125 | iGoogly | 7 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1910 | killing feather | 22 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #317 | loadstone | 1 |
| #664 | marshmallow | 9 |
| #1387 | monomolecular yo-yo | 7 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1044 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #1700 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #706 | penguin focaccia bread | 24 |
| #1088 | pixellated candy heart | 7 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #968 | roasted marshmallow | 11 |
| #2200 | rogue swarmer | 21 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2229 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2199 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1078 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #44 | severed flipper | 5 |
| #243 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 40 |
| #237 | slimy sweetbreads | 43 |
| #542 | snake | 10 |
| #1982 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #548 | sparkler | 10 |
| #2776 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #443 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #106 | stink-penny | 61 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #4508 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3371 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #1829 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2161 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #3341 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3591 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2714 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #2815 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #3618 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #2571 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #4051 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3216 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3459 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3405 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3049 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3390 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #154 | sturdy cane | 6 |
| #1114 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #786 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1065 | top | 4 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1817 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #2030 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #1686 | useless powder | 4 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |