| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #429 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 12 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #293 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #11 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #11 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 18 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #197 | Uncle Romulus | 6 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #239 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 9 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #21 | bark boxers | 2 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #113 | cocktail napkin | 72 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #51 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #155 | sinister-looking cat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |