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| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #100 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 10 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #625 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #417 | Instant Karma | 14 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #799 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #351 | hobo nickel | 783 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #790 | spectre scepter | 41 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |