| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #110 | BitterSweetTarts | 17 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #376 | CRIMBCO mug | 35 |
| #987 | CRIMBCO scrip | 70 |
| #62 | CRIMBCO wine | 100 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1088 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #814 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #101 | Piddles | 19 |
| #86 | Polka Pop | 12 |
| #1569 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 5 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #564 | bath ball gift set | 9 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #595 | bottle of Blank-Out | 9 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1641 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #626 | carob chunks | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #137 | chocolate bath ball | 7 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #117 | cotton candy cone | 5 |
| #140 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
| #83 | cotton candy skoshe | 3 |
| #68 | cotton candy smidgen | 5 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1908 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #1763 | herringcello | 5 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #90 | incense bath ball | 11 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1419 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #21 | parasitic claw | 8 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #2200 | rogue swarmer | 21 |
| #2350 | sawblade fragment | 10 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #98 | space jam | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #95 | toe jam | 7 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #100 | traffic jam | 7 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2126 | unstable laser battery | 23 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |