| #170 | ASCII shirt | 14 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #123 | Bulky Buddy Box | 23 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #215 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #16 | Rainbow's Gravity | 9 |
| #190 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #267 | battered Crimbo Crate | 49 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #311 | black plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #350 | blue paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #93 | borg sock monkey | 23 |
| #203 | bottle of antifreeze | 5 |
| #5527 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #238 | buckyball | 23 |
| #104 | can of spinach | 17 |
| #69 | cyborg doll | 23 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #359 | dollhive | 26 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #131 | gyroscope | 23 |
| #535 | iGoogly | 35 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #919 | killing feather | 44 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #283 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #254 | lavender striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #20 | marionette collective | 24 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #430 | monomolecular yo-yo | 142 |
| #27 | mylar scout drone | 130 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #193 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #613 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #47 | roboduck-on-a-string | 23 |
| #684 | robotronic egg | 42 |
| #1222 | rogue swarmer | 46 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #1046 | solid gold bowling ball | 12 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #201 | strange shiny disc | 29 |
| #870 | stuffed gray blob | 24 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #257 | teddy borg | 43 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #46 | toy deathbot | 23 |
| #34 | toy maglev monorail | 23 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1476 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #162 | wreath of laurels | 4 |
| #442 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #134 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 33 |