| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #57 | Ancient Protector Soda | 11 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3212 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #40 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 11 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #841 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #481 | Schrödinger's thermos | 25 |
| #40 | Sogg-Os | 11 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #257 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #34 | Wet Russian | 11 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #21 | beautiful rainbow | 11 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #34 | dumb mud | 11 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #59 | goblin water | 11 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #65 | liquid ice | 11 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #38 | neoprene skullcap | 11 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #97 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #414 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 17 |
| #458 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 15 |
| #321 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #664 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #269 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 23 |
| #280 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 10 |
| #363 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 42 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #315 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 30 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 45 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 12 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic Felonia | 13 |
| #414 | tiny plastic G Imp | 16 |
| #331 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 20 |
| #312 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 21 |
| #269 | tiny plastic Hellion | 23 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 26 |
| #211 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 18 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 18 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 19 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 27 |
| #364 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 18 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 19 |
| #494 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 14 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 17 |
| #367 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 18 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #504 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 9 |
| #321 | tiny plastic The Man | 13 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 15 |
| #168 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 15 |
| #260 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 25 |
| #586 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #364 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 19 |
| #326 | tiny plastic angry goat | 47 |
| #345 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 19 |
| #249 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 26 |
| #238 | tiny plastic astronomer | 26 |
| #459 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 35 |
| #321 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 46 |
| #424 | tiny plastic beanbat | 16 |
| #475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 9 |
| #370 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 40 |
| #295 | tiny plastic blooper | 22 |
| #403 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 17 |
| #262 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 23 |
| #401 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 39 |
| #514 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 31 |
| #318 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 13 |
| #313 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 20 |
| #396 | tiny plastic demoninja | 17 |
| #350 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 12 |
| #250 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 25 |
| #229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 25 |
| #452 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 15 |
| #369 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 18 |
| #228 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 27 |
| #304 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 47 |
| #434 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 36 |
| #438 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 37 |
| #337 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 19 |
| #247 | tiny plastic goth giant | 25 |
| #338 | tiny plastic grue | 44 |
| #358 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 18 |
| #318 | tiny plastic hermit | 12 |
| #313 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 48 |
| #429 | tiny plastic killer bee | 36 |
| #264 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 24 |
| #494 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 32 |
| #349 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 43 |
| #204 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 28 |
| #347 | tiny plastic mosquito | 44 |
| #582 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 13 |
| #289 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 13 |
| #434 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 37 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #274 | tiny plastic scary clown | 23 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #280 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 23 |
| #260 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 25 |
| #292 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 22 |
| #462 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 34 |
| #308 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 21 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stab bat | 46 |
| #382 | tiny plastic star starfish | 40 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #159 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 49 |
| #465 | tiny plastic taco cat | 15 |
| #278 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 22 |
| #390 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 11 |
| #376 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #487 | tiny plastic warwelf | 14 |
| #258 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 25 |
| #292 | tiny plastic zmobie | 22 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |