| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #57 | Ancient Protector Soda | 11 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #39 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 11 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #481 | Schrödinger's thermos | 25 |
| #39 | Sogg-Os | 11 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #33 | Wet Russian | 11 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #21 | beautiful rainbow | 11 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #35 | dumb mud | 11 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #59 | goblin water | 11 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #65 | liquid ice | 11 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #37 | neoprene skullcap | 11 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #414 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 17 |
| #457 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 15 |
| #320 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #268 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 23 |
| #280 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 10 |
| #363 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 42 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #315 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 30 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 45 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 12 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic Felonia | 13 |
| #412 | tiny plastic G Imp | 16 |
| #332 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 20 |
| #313 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 21 |
| #268 | tiny plastic Hellion | 23 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 26 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 18 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 18 |
| #347 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 19 |
| #223 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 27 |
| #365 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 18 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 19 |
| #494 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 14 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 17 |
| #366 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 18 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #504 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 9 |
| #321 | tiny plastic The Man | 13 |
| #474 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 15 |
| #167 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 15 |
| #260 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 25 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #364 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 19 |
| #325 | tiny plastic angry goat | 47 |
| #344 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 19 |
| #246 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 26 |
| #239 | tiny plastic astronomer | 26 |
| #457 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 35 |
| #318 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 46 |
| #424 | tiny plastic beanbat | 16 |
| #473 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 9 |
| #369 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 40 |
| #295 | tiny plastic blooper | 22 |
| #404 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 17 |
| #263 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 23 |
| #400 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 39 |
| #512 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 31 |
| #319 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 13 |
| #313 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 20 |
| #396 | tiny plastic demoninja | 17 |
| #350 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 12 |
| #249 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 25 |
| #229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 25 |
| #451 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 15 |
| #369 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 18 |
| #228 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 27 |
| #303 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 47 |
| #432 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 36 |
| #436 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 37 |
| #338 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 19 |
| #248 | tiny plastic goth giant | 25 |
| #335 | tiny plastic grue | 44 |
| #358 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 18 |
| #318 | tiny plastic hermit | 12 |
| #311 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 48 |
| #427 | tiny plastic killer bee | 36 |
| #264 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 24 |
| #493 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 32 |
| #349 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 43 |
| #204 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 28 |
| #347 | tiny plastic mosquito | 44 |
| #583 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 13 |
| #289 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 13 |
| #432 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 37 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #274 | tiny plastic scary clown | 23 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #280 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 23 |
| #259 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 25 |
| #292 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 22 |
| #459 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 34 |
| #307 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 21 |
| #333 | tiny plastic stab bat | 46 |
| #381 | tiny plastic star starfish | 40 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #157 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 49 |
| #464 | tiny plastic taco cat | 15 |
| #279 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 22 |
| #387 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 11 |
| #376 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #487 | tiny plastic warwelf | 14 |
| #257 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 25 |
| #292 | tiny plastic zmobie | 22 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |