| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #769 | M-242 | 7 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1207 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1593 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #301 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 17 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #323 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 4 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #476 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #107 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 193 |
| #104 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 214 |
| #141 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 166 |
| #99 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 224 |
| #120 | dusty bottle of Port | 207 |
| #109 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 198 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #374 | fancy bath salts | 29 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | long-stemmed rose | 14 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #1210 | pretty flower | 11 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #706 | snake | 8 |
| #905 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #700 | sparkler | 8 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2492 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #2066 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #1862 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #1730 | stuffed astral badger | 30 |
| #2514 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2713 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #2291 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2688 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1040 | stuffed gray blob | 17 |
| #2292 | stuffed hand turkey | 22 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #626 | stuffed ninja snowman | 7 |
| #2382 | stuffed scary death orb | 21 |
| #1964 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2397 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #2457 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2448 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2942 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1064 | top | 4 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |