| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #432 | Bulky Buddy Box | 7 |
| #187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #183 | Elmley shades | 6 |
| #64 | Ent cider | 233 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #19 | baby killer bee | 2,856 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #353 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
| #80 | bucket of honey | 55 |
| #21 | burnt flower | 1,754 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #920 | delicious salad | 21 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1334 | duct tape | 11 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #8 | fake blood | 225 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #539 | fetid feather | 6 |
| #609 | flaming feather | 6 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #633 | flirtatious feather | 3 |
| #566 | frightful feather | 6 |
| #585 | frozen feather | 6 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #635 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #531 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #53 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #726 | killing feather | 51 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #490 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #476 | pretty flower | 199 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1544 | robotronic egg | 8 |
| #739 | rogue swarmer | 62 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #975 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #571 | sawblade fragment | 65 |
| #311 | scented massage oil | 5 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #124 | teddy borg | 78 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #748 | unstable laser battery | 53 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #308 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #346 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 3 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |