| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #204 | Alewife™ Ale | 4 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #229 | Bulky Buddy Box | 12 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #208 | C.H.U.M. chum | 5 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #757 | Cloaca grenade | 15 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #215 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 12 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #813 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #237 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #191 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #218 | El Vibrato power sphere | 5 |
| #113 | Frat Army FGF | 60 |
| #62 | Hippy Army MPE | 228 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #123 | Mer-kin hookspear | 3 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #128 | Mer-kin takebag | 3 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #555 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #311 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #245 | bazookafish bubble gum | 7 |
| #36 | beefy fish meat | 35 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #78 | blank prescription sheet | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #142 | borg sock monkey | 15 |
| #174 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 2 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #144 | buckyball | 41 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #339 | canteen of wine | 78 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #28 | clockwork bartender head | 1 |
| #12 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 2 |
| #20 | clockwork clockwise dome | 8 |
| #16 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 11 |
| #33 | clockwork crossbow | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork sphere | 6 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1048 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #35 | cursed black pearl onion | 69 |
| #33 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 57 |
| #33 | cursed bottle of rum | 92 |
| #25 | cursed cannonball | 74 |
| #18 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 76 |
| #137 | cursed piece of thirteen | 10 |
| #33 | cursed sea biscuit | 74 |
| #28 | cursed voodoo skull | 72 |
| #115 | cyborg doll | 15 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #463 | decaying goldfish liver | 5 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #385 | dollhive | 23 |
| #426 | elven limbos gingerbread | 32 |
| #438 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #54 | fishy wand | 2 |
| #25 | flytrap pellet | 55 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #30 | glistening fish meat | 53 |
| #104 | glob of green slime | 19 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #246 | gray bow tie | 27 |
| #442 | gyroscope | 6 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1151 | hobo nickel | 8 |
| #106 | imitation crab meat | 47 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #42 | jamfish jam | 19 |
| #64 | jellyfish gel | 9 |
| #1198 | killing feather | 38 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #351 | knuckle sandwich | 70 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #39 | marionette collective | 13 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #403 | monomolecular yo-yo | 158 |
| #60 | mylar scout drone | 69 |
| #770 | nanite-infested candy cane | 15 |
| #474 | nanite-infested eggnog | 10 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #62 | octopus's spade | 4 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #493 | pail | 22 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #167 | patent leather shoes | 35 |
| #349 | penguin thesaurus | 20 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #522 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #67 | pristine fish scale | 6 |
| #55 | pufferfish spine | 15 |
| #92 | roboduck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #1318 | robotronic egg | 14 |
| #1394 | rogue swarmer | 42 |
| #1171 | roll of toilet paper | 30 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #112 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #1059 | sawblade fragment | 47 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #91 | sea avocado | 3 |
| #68 | sea carrot | 7 |
| #67 | sea cucumber | 7 |
| #67 | sea honeydew | 6 |
| #83 | sea lychee | 3 |
| #88 | sea radish | 3 |
| #78 | sea tangelo | 3 |
| #27 | seaode | 52 |
| #44 | seaweed | 28 |
| #454 | sewer nuggets | 10 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #54 | slab of sponge | 12 |
| #73 | slick fish meat | 13 |
| #138 | slug of rum | 6 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #124 | slug of vodka | 5 |
| #45 | soggy seed packet | 46 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #250 | star key lime pie | 2 |
| #81 | straw hat | 3 |
| #600 | stuffed gray blob | 51 |
| #230 | tassel | 6 |
| #527 | teddy borg | 17 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #671 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #825 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 9 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #76 | toy deathbot | 13 |
| #79 | toy maglev monorail | 13 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #33 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1,663 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #156 | white rice | 13 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |