| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #340 | Boris's ring | 5 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #998 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #347 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #2454 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #238 | Jarlsberg's earring | 6 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #518 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #555 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #238 | dented harmonica | 7 |
| #463 | didgeridooka | 3 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #924 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1885 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1672 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #259 | leaflet | 4 |
| #915 | length of string | 11 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #391 | ocarina of space | 2 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1313 | pail | 3 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #318 | wonderwall shield | 2 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |