| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #163 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 68 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #191 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 55 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #179 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 65 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #142 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 79 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #72 | Miniborg stomper | 7 |
| #69 | Miniborg strangler | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #277 | alphabet gum | 6 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #56 | ball-in-a-cup | 3 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #245 | begpwnia | 10 |
| #315 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #248 | big boom | 5 |
| #63 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 62 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #591 | buckyball | 8 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #210 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
| #255 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #350 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #133 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 21 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #81 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #59 | golden ring | 260 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #1202 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #1305 | iGoogly | 4 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #289 | irradiated candy cane | 13 |
| #107 | killing feather | 152 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #90 | laser-broiled pear | 77 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1580 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #464 | nanite-infested candy cane | 30 |
| #161 | nanite-infested eggnog | 26 |
| #117 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 34 |
| #164 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 24 |
| #229 | oozenog | 13 |
| #76 | polyalloy shield | 21 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #888 | possessed top | 6 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #537 | robotronic egg | 51 |
| #148 | rogue swarmer | 163 |
| #125 | sawblade fragment | 156 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #34 | set of jacks | 4 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #451 | stuffed alien blob | 14 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #906 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1657 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1166 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #722 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 5 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #664 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #548 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #828 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 10 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #911 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1266 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2031 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1268 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #923 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #136 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #1290 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 14 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #72 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 10 |
| #659 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #1086 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1289 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1276 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #808 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1820 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #81 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 10 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #1305 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #65 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 10 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #782 | toy hoverpad | 12 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1380 | tree-eating kite | 13 |
| #125 | unstable laser battery | 130 |
| #370 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #47 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 61 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |