| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #163 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 68 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #191 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 55 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #180 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 65 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #142 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 79 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #72 | Miniborg stomper | 7 |
| #69 | Miniborg strangler | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #274 | alphabet gum | 6 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #56 | ball-in-a-cup | 3 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #244 | begpwnia | 10 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #247 | big boom | 5 |
| #62 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 62 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #591 | buckyball | 8 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #208 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
| #252 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #351 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #133 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 21 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #82 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #60 | golden ring | 260 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #1305 | iGoogly | 4 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #289 | irradiated candy cane | 13 |
| #108 | killing feather | 152 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #89 | laser-broiled pear | 77 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1579 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #464 | nanite-infested candy cane | 30 |
| #161 | nanite-infested eggnog | 26 |
| #118 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 34 |
| #163 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 24 |
| #229 | oozenog | 13 |
| #76 | polyalloy shield | 21 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #886 | possessed top | 6 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #536 | robotronic egg | 51 |
| #148 | rogue swarmer | 163 |
| #125 | sawblade fragment | 156 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #34 | set of jacks | 4 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #451 | stuffed alien blob | 14 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #724 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 5 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #546 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 9 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 10 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #137 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #1287 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 14 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #72 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 10 |
| #657 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #806 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #81 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 10 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #1297 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #65 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 10 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #783 | toy hoverpad | 12 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1379 | tree-eating kite | 13 |
| #125 | unstable laser battery | 130 |
| #371 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #47 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 61 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |