| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #372 | Bonerdagon necklace | 31 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #472 | Boss Bat britches | 31 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #279 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1266 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #547 | Drowsy Sword | 34 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #521 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #788 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 34 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #95 | Red Pill | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #203 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 7 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #331 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 10 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1110 | badass belt | 49 |
| #562 | banana | 7 |
| #220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #158 | banana smoothie | 5 |
| #110 | banana spritzer | 3 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #58 | blue pixel | 2,930 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #589 | bottle of goofballs | 43 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #177 | brine | 94 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #610 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #100 | bungle in the jungle | 14 |
| #691 | candy cane | 52 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1206 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #66 | dill | 357 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #494 | easter egg balloon | 47 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #141 | especially salty dog | 3 |
| #153 | eyedrops of newt | 2 |
| #342 | facsimile dictionary | 31 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #202 | fudgecule | 12,587 |
| #108 | fudgecycle | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #113 | ghost cucumber | 324 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #59 | giant green gummi ingot | 12 |
| #437 | giant pinky ring | 35 |
| #41 | giant red gummi ingot | 20 |
| #53 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 13 |
| #278 | gloomy black mushroom | 12 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #2321 | golden ring | 20 |
| #964 | handful of confetti | 43 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #352 | jar of swamp gas | 117 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #204 | marshmallow | 147 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #510 | obsidian dagger | 35 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #310 | paperclip | 149 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #145 | portable photocopier | 45 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #271 | really dense meat stack | 23 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #865 | solid gold bowling ball | 16 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1011 | spectral pickle | 4 |
| #810 | spectre scepter | 40 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #2154 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2244 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2379 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #2497 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2307 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2692 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2060 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #2232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #2690 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #267 | vibrating cyborg knife | 14 |
| #84 | vinegar | 347 |
| #622 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |