| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #370 | Bonerdagon necklace | 31 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #472 | Boss Bat britches | 31 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #279 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1270 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #544 | Drowsy Sword | 34 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #534 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #790 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 34 |
| #766 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #94 | Red Pill | 4 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #205 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 7 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #330 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 10 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1111 | badass belt | 49 |
| #562 | banana | 7 |
| #221 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #87 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #158 | banana smoothie | 5 |
| #110 | banana spritzer | 3 |
| #1447 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #58 | blue pixel | 2,930 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #592 | bottle of goofballs | 43 |
| #4675 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #177 | brine | 94 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #611 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #101 | bungle in the jungle | 14 |
| #692 | candy cane | 52 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1205 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #66 | dill | 357 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #493 | easter egg balloon | 47 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #141 | especially salty dog | 3 |
| #155 | eyedrops of newt | 2 |
| #341 | facsimile dictionary | 31 |
| #79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #204 | fudgecule | 12,587 |
| #109 | fudgecycle | 2 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #113 | ghost cucumber | 324 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #59 | giant green gummi ingot | 12 |
| #438 | giant pinky ring | 35 |
| #41 | giant red gummi ingot | 20 |
| #52 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 13 |
| #277 | gloomy black mushroom | 12 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #2319 | golden ring | 20 |
| #969 | handful of confetti | 43 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #352 | jar of swamp gas | 117 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #205 | marshmallow | 147 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #510 | obsidian dagger | 35 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #310 | paperclip | 149 |
| #654 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #143 | portable photocopier | 45 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #273 | really dense meat stack | 23 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1177 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #867 | solid gold bowling ball | 16 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1008 | spectral pickle | 4 |
| #812 | spectre scepter | 40 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1128 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #660 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #4206 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #2731 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #2066 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #2158 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2253 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2713 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2385 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #4272 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #2507 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2314 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #4332 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #3386 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2705 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #3238 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2912 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2062 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #2236 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #3058 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #2688 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 14 |
| #84 | vinegar | 347 |
| #621 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #527 | wrench bracelet | 5 |