| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #95 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 11 |
| #148 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 6 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #86 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 4 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #165 | Iron Beta of Industry | 60 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #101 | Let Me Be! | 10 |
| #47 | Maxing, Relaxing | 11 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #277 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 24 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #445 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 4 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #46 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 13 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #54 | Tales from the Fireside | 10 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #159 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #230 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 13 |
| #120 | Zim Merman's guitar | 6 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #36 | black candygram | 2 |
| #70 | bottle of black cat tonic | 15 |
| #1767 | box of sunshine | 87 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #97 | cat appendix | 78 |
| #94 | catgut | 169 |
| #213 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #38 | catskin buckler | 3 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #9 | chamoisole | 10 |
| #382 | communications windchimes | 11 |
| 🥈 | cursed microwave | 1 |
| #86 | desiccated apricot | 189 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #234 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 92 |
| #258 | gloomy black mushroom | 13 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1180 | handful of confetti | 34 |
| #382 | happiness | 4 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #10 | insulting hat | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1445 | killing feather | 33 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #40 | leathery cat skin | 516 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | puzzling trophy | 1 |
| #338 | really dense meat stack | 19 |
| #1856 | rogue swarmer | 31 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #180 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #225 | solid gold bowling ball | 82 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic taco cat | 21 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2126 | unstable laser battery | 23 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #8 | white candygram | 153 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |