| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1171 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| #2009 | box of sunshine | 67 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #345 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #972 | duct tape | 22 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #275 | gold lamé pants | 2 |
| #1068 | green beer | 8 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #1185 | hobo nickel | 5 |
| #172 | ice stein | 2 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #230 | invisible bag | 4 |
| #734 | jar of swamp gas | 20 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #990 | towel | 6 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |