| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #746 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #381 | FDKOL commendation | 849 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #771 | dollhive | 8 |
| #114 | dusty animal cranium | 3 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #187 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #185 | dusty right clavicle | 2 |
| #195 | dusty right eighth rib | 2 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #177 | dusty right fourth front claw | 2 |
| #134 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 3 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #186 | dusty right scapula | 2 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #194 | dusty right twelfth rib | 2 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #197 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #184 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #973 | monomolecular yo-yo | 25 |
| #353 | mylar scout drone | 14 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1156 | robotronic egg | 21 |
| #1933 | rogue swarmer | 29 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1585 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #699 | stuffed gray blob | 38 |
| #430 | synthetic stuffing | 17 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #564 | toy hoverpad | 22 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #2365 | unstable laser battery | 17 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |