| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #750 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1512 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #381 | FDKOL commendation | 849 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1909 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #772 | dollhive | 8 |
| #114 | dusty animal cranium | 3 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #188 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #185 | dusty right clavicle | 2 |
| #196 | dusty right eighth rib | 2 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #177 | dusty right fourth front claw | 2 |
| #134 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 3 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #186 | dusty right scapula | 2 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #195 | dusty right twelfth rib | 2 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #304 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #197 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #184 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #1800 | golden ring | 39 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #974 | monomolecular yo-yo | 25 |
| #353 | mylar scout drone | 14 |
| #1515 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1943 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1157 | robotronic egg | 21 |
| #1932 | rogue swarmer | 29 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1866 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #699 | stuffed gray blob | 38 |
| #430 | synthetic stuffing | 17 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #564 | toy hoverpad | 22 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #2364 | unstable laser battery | 17 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |