| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #232 | Elf Guard MPC | 25 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #494 | crystalline cheer | 5 |
| #308 | donated booze | 21 |
| #303 | donated candy | 20 |
| #318 | donated food | 18 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #908 | filthy lucre | 34 |
| #273 | freightcake | 2 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #409 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #56 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |