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| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
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| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
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| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
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| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
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| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #445 | fetid feather | 11 |
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| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
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| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
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| #1885 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
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| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
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| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1588 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #941 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #273 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
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| #644 | silver tongue charrrm | 2 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
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| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
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| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #609 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
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| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #938 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |