| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #566 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #848 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #722 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #745 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #744 | antique shield | 2 |
| #773 | antique spear | 2 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #852 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #668 | booty chest charrrm | 2 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #634 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #577 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #3275 | club necklace | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #644 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 2 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1957 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1645 | disturbing fanfic | 3 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #492 | fancy seashell necklace | 2 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #448 | fetid feather | 11 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #559 | flaming feather | 9 |
| #517 | flirtatious feather | 6 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #424 | frightful feather | 14 |
| #527 | frozen feather | 9 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1057 | giant needle | 3 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #527 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #4478 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1025 | heavy D | 4 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #2517 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #499 | meat engine | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1592 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1731 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #944 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #272 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2678 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3639 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3664 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #482 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #646 | silver tongue charrrm | 2 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1624 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #389 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7692 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2979 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3951 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8889 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4024 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1363 | toast | 316 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #457 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #738 | valuable trinket | 93 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |