| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #48 | 4-dimensional guitar | 74 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #336 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 6 |
| #40 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 11 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1266 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #754 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #7 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 10,718 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #32 | Let Me Be! | 20 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #935 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1028 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #27 | acoustic guitarrr | 199 |
| #496 | alphabet gum | 2 |
| #5 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 10,667 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥉 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1,620 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1648 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #199 | beanbag chair | 2 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #2097 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #369 | box of sunshine | 1,044 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #950 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #715 | candy brain | 2 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #54 | chocolate box | 2 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #668 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #433 | coffin lid | 2 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #20 | cryptic puzzle box | 2 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #27 | exactly-three-shaped box | 3 |
| #1520 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #1543 | fake hand | 3 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #99 | guitar pick | 73 |
| #88 | half-sized guitar | 14 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #18 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 173 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #682 | iron pasta spoon | 6 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #631 | jar of swamp gas | 35 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1633 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #521 | laser-broiled pear | 15 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #308 | lesser grodulated violet | 5 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #16 | magnetic field | 2 |
| #63 | miniature coffin | 2 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #5 | pack of chewing gum | 1,156 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #137 | plain brown wrapper | 6 |
| #88 | plastic guitar | 40 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #11 | refrigerated biohazard container | 2 |
| #9 | roll of toilet paper | 10,455 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #4 | savoy truffle | 54,149 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1015 | shiny ring | 21 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #14 | solid asbestos box | 3 |
| #13 | solid chrome box | 2 |
| #14 | solid linoleum box | 2 |
| #87 | spork | 30 |
| #210 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| #239 | strange shiny disc | 20 |
| #33 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 800 |
| #254 | stuffed ninja snowman | 21 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #78 | thought balloon | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #315 | tin magnolia | 5 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 230 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| 🥇 | tube of hair oil | 5,038 |
| #325 | upsy daisy | 5 |
| #327 | wang | 5 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |