| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #106 | Boris's key lime pie | 11 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #229 | Crimbo pie | 11 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #112 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 11 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #114 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 11 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #92 | cherry pie | 11 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #129 | cream pie | 11 |
| #369 | crystalline cheer | 69 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #11 | dehydrated caviar | 1,319 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #12 | desiccated apricot | 2,039 |
| #114 | digital key lime pie | 11 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #68 | flower petal pie | 11 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1243 | fudgecule | 11 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #136 | lemon meringue pie | 11 |
| #227 | lihc eye pie | 11 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #727 | lollipop stick | 11 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #256 | negative lump | 37 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #219 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #69 | peach pie | 11 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #58 | pear tart | 11 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #108 | purple pixel pie | 11 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #102 | star key lime pie | 11 |
| #119 | strawberry pie | 11 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #121 | thick walrus blubber | 11 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #120 | tiny bomb | 11 |
| #32 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1,100 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #354 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #235 | warbear whosit | 666 |
| #78 | warehouse key | 11 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |