| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #64 | Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1836 | Crimbuck | 68 |
| #39 | Goodfella contract | 1,208 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #39 | buckyball | 191 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #159 | canteen of wine | 132 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #78 | cheap elven gloves | 38 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #81 | cyborg doll | 20 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #99 | elven limbos gingerbread | 99 |
| #340 | elven cellocello | 36 |
| #101 | elven moonshine | 96 |
| #102 | elven socks | 32 |
| #155 | elven suicide capsule | 53 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #185 | fancy chocolate car | 19 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #98 | festive holiday hat | 32 |
| #321 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #355 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 10 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #98 | gray bow tie | 53 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #212 | herringcello | 43 |
| #405 | iGoogly | 59 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #237 | irradiated candy cane | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #168 | jawbruiser | 13 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #175 | killing feather | 111 |
| #647 | knuckle sandwich | 30 |
| #159 | laser-broiled pear | 47 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #283 | love song of naughty innuendo | 4 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #469 | monomolecular yo-yo | 126 |
| #44 | mylar scout drone | 98 |
| #156 | nanite-infested candy cane | 100 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #276 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 18 |
| #160 | oversized fish scaler | 16 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #257 | passable elf mask | 13 |
| #75 | patent leather shoes | 61 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #156 | penguin focaccia bread | 50 |
| #93 | penguin thesaurus | 59 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #126 | petrified wood | 84 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #1038 | pretty flower | 18 |
| #187 | pumpkinhead mask | 45 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #599 | robotronic egg | 47 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #107 | sawblade fragment | 170 |
| #186 | smudged alchemical recipe | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #599 | spooky length of string | 17 |
| #149 | spooky sap | 71 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #53 | string of Crimbo lights | 9 |
| #70 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 257 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #274 | theoretical string | 68 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2163 | unstable laser battery | 22 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #166 | vibrating cyborg knife | 19 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |