| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #804 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| #134 | Bonerdagon necklace | 63 |
| #18 | Boris's bread | 1 |
| #14 | Boss Bat britches | 242 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #8 | Carpathian longsword | 314 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #5 | Comet Pop | 667 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #596 | Crimbuck | 1,672 |
| #32 | Drowsy Sword | 284 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #290 | Elf Guard MPC | 3 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #9 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 444 |
| #6 | Fudgie Roll | 268 |
| #150 | Goodfella contract | 374 |
| 🥈 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 1,348 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #85 | Instant Karma | 131 |
| #23 | Iron Beta of Industry | 273 |
| #52 | Jamaican coffee | 8 |
| #11 | Liam's mail | 357 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #32 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 324 |
| #197 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 43 |
| #23 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 10 |
| #10 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 363 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Spookyraven signet | 358 |
| #31 | Stephen's lab coat | 16 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 2 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #184 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 28 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #14 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 229 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| 🥈 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 154 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #120 | around the world | 31 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #46 | badass belt | 333 |
| #30 | bauxite beret | 15 |
| #45 | bauxite bow-tie | 7 |
| #47 | bauxite boxers | 7 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #2239 | box of sunshine | 54 |
| #10 | brick | 2,491 |
| #10 | burnt snowpants | 296 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #26 | club sandwich | 23 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #81 | corned-beef Reuben | 51 |
| #406 | crystalline cheer | 25 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #329 | donated booze | 19 |
| #356 | donated candy | 13 |
| #244 | donated food | 32 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #416 | empty agua de vida bottle | 459 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #4 | exploding cigar | 7,289 |
| #19 | fake hand | 821 |
| #264 | festive sausage | 9 |
| #40 | flask of egggrog | 9 |
| #12 | fleshy lump | 296 |
| #42 | fried air | 122 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #14 | frigid derringer | 407 |
| #58 | fuzzy busby | 46 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #14 | fuzzy earmuffs | 120 |
| #17 | fuzzy montera | 102 |
| #13 | ghost of a necklace | 288 |
| #74 | gingerbread nylons | 7 |
| #10 | government requisition form | 576 |
| #5 | grue egg omelette | 319 |
| #13 | haunted bindle | 274 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #44 | hot wine | 9 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #13 | leafy browns | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| 🥈 | meteorthopedic shoes | 246 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #13 | mutant arm | 13 |
| #98 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #673 | obsidian dagger | 27 |
| #63 | old sweatpants | 950 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #203 | ornate picture frame | 8 |
| 🥈 | peppermint tack | 1,424 |
| #17 | psychic's amulet | 182 |
| #17 | psychic's circlet | 192 |
| #19 | psychic's crystal ball | 184 |
| #18 | psychic's pslacks | 189 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | red and white claret | 519 |
| #9 | red rocket | 60 |
| #65 | reflection of a map | 12 |
| #56 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 7 |
| #41 | rusty chain necklace | 71 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #47 | sawblade shield | 71 |
| #11 | smoldering bagel punch | 329 |
| #14 | snake skin | 175 |
| #36 | spectre scepter | 338 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥉 | stainless steel scarf | 108 |
| #73 | stainless steel shillelagh | 22 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #130 | stainless steel slacks | 16 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #5 | stainless steel suspenders | 78 |
| #11 | standards and practices guide | 292 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #12 | sugar shield | 244 |
| #63 | sugarplum ration | 7 |
| 🥉 | sundae ration | 117 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | tie-dyed fannypack | 319 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #183 | turtle pheromones | 23 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #26 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 189 |
| #25 | void burger | 208 |
| #23 | void lager | 215 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #7 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 131 |
| 🥉 | whalesteak | 686 |
| #49 | wrench bracelet | 68 |
| #8 | wriggling worm | 651 |
| #10 | yellow rocket | 44 |