| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #641 | Feynman gate | 14 |
| #156 | LED block | 10 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #456 | bubbly potion | 17 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #700 | carbon nanotube frame | 14 |
| #1197 | chaos butterfly | 18 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #444 | cloudy potion | 19 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #404 | dark potion | 25 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #410 | disco ball | 88 |
| #377 | disco mask | 95 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #443 | effervescent potion | 20 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1046 | filthy lucre | 24 |
| #478 | fire | 11 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #513 | fizzy potion | 13 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #878 | ghuol guolash | 2 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #457 | helmet turtle | 94 |
| #1007 | herb brownies | 3 |
| #969 | iGoogly | 10 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #588 | inkwell | 2 |
| #1012 | ion grid | 9 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1864 | killing feather | 23 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1114 | logic synthesizer | 6 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #225 | mariachi pants | 100 |
| #81 | meat paste | 66,665 |
| #471 | milky potion | 16 |
| #414 | murky potion | 22 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #696 | nanofiber cloth | 6 |
| #48 | oily golden mushroom | 8 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #353 | pasta spoon | 75 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #225 | prehistoric spear | 17 |
| #373 | ravioli hat | 70 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1224 | robotronic egg | 18 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2341 | rogue swarmer | 14 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #336 | saucepan | 143 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #394 | seal tooth | 31 |
| #454 | seal-clubbing club | 69 |
| #281 | seal-skull helmet | 49 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #571 | smoky potion | 10 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #847 | spooky felt | 10 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #315 | stick-on-a-string | 13 |
| #446 | stolen accordion | 87 |
| #374 | stringy sinew | 27 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3610 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #412 | swirly potion | 22 |
| #701 | synthetic stuffing | 7 |
| #524 | tattered scrap of paper | 5 |
| #953 | theoretical string | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #276 | tooth | 14 |
| #604 | toothsome rock | 16 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #748 | toy hoverpad | 13 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1327 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #503 | turtle totem | 70 |
| #1987 | unstable laser battery | 26 |
| #782 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #549 | yo | 17 |