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| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #402 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #149 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 5 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #23 | Rainbow's Gravity | 6 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #558 | canteen of wine | 47 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1026 | club necklace | 7 |
| #458 | cool whip | 5 |
| #229 | cyborg stompin' boot | 7 |
| #247 | delicious salad | 216 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #465 | duct tape | 77 |
| #317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 34 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #981 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #761 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #280 | evil teddy bear | 54 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #245 | fire | 24 |
| #274 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1659 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #739 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #473 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #363 | killing feather | 70 |
| #476 | knuckle sandwich | 48 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #21 | pair of ragged claws | 13 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #313 | pet rock | 24 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #386 | rogue swarmer | 83 |
| #698 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #876 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #978 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #217 | snorkel | 5 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #787 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #3940 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #1926 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1059 | stuffed cocoabo | 45 |
| #1273 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1633 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1312 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #1069 | stuffed mind flayer | 48 |
| #1303 | stuffed scary death orb | 40 |
| #1325 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1217 | stuffed snowy owl | 41 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #742 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #105 | toothsome rock | 84 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #146 | unstable DNA | 342 |
| #396 | unstable laser battery | 69 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #307 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |