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| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #149 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 5 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #23 | Rainbow's Gravity | 6 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #560 | canteen of wine | 47 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #457 | cool whip | 5 |
| #230 | cyborg stompin' boot | 7 |
| #247 | delicious salad | 216 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #464 | duct tape | 77 |
| #316 | dusty Crimbo crate | 34 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #982 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #762 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #280 | evil teddy bear | 54 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #241 | fire | 24 |
| #273 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #738 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #474 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #363 | killing feather | 70 |
| #476 | knuckle sandwich | 48 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #21 | pair of ragged claws | 13 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #313 | pet rock | 24 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #386 | rogue swarmer | 83 |
| #697 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #875 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #975 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #929 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #217 | snorkel | 5 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #1917 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1056 | stuffed cocoabo | 45 |
| #1270 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1626 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1308 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #1061 | stuffed mind flayer | 48 |
| #1297 | stuffed scary death orb | 40 |
| #1324 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1212 | stuffed snowy owl | 41 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #741 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #106 | toothsome rock | 84 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #146 | unstable DNA | 342 |
| #396 | unstable laser battery | 69 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #308 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |