| #45 | 4-dimensional guitar | 87 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #533 | CRIMBCO mug | 21 |
| #355 | CRIMBCO wine | 21 |
| #877 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #435 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 14 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #141 | antique record album | 20 |
| #165 | bath ball gift set | 27 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #80 | bottle of Blank-Out | 198 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #268 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 287 |
| #534 | corpse on the beach | 10 |
| #854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #468 | corpsetini | 11 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1169 | iGoogly | 6 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #753 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1457 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #756 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #899 | monomolecular yo-yo | 32 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #145 | red plastic oyster egg | 24 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #524 | red striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1697 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1377 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #2943 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2295 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 21 |
| #2322 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2774 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #2764 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #2171 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2315 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2713 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2293 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1657 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #3239 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #2298 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #1988 | stuffed mind flayer | 26 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2923 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1993 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #2794 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2835 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #2454 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3196 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2781 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2305 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #2300 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #131 | toast | 15,616 |
| #924 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #856 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #943 | toy hoverpad | 9 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1654 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #1146 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #168 | wumpus hair | 12 |
| #682 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |